Dick, uh, burn down that dick shop, I love america!

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Working class, gay man
Got dildos in the sedan
Life is hard but it makes him harder
Just gotta take it day to day
Working 9 to 5 to bring home the dildos
But sometimes it gets so frustrating
The gays, the robbers, and the freaks
Making it unsafe on the streets

So he's got his dildo, he’s got his badge
He's got a dick to beat the trash
All the low class trash of society
A simple man, keeping the peace

Nail, stroke, stroke, stroke
Beat, beat, beat
Stomp them 'till they beat their meat
Shoot first, and ask questions later
My dick is the greatest negotiator
Then one day.. all those degenerate straight freaks start marching and spreading their pico propaganda on the street

So beat, beat, beat
Stroke, stroke, stroke
Stomp them ’till they stuck on me
Yeah, yeah, I wanna suck their dick holes
I just wanna suck them so damn bad
Beat, beat, beat
Stroke, stroke, stroke
Stroke 'em till they lose their will
Stroke 'em and ask questions later
The [?] is the greatest negotiator
Stroke, stroke, stroke
Beat, beat, beat
Suck them 'till lose their meat
Stroke, stroke, stroke
Beat, beat, beat
Suck them 'till lose their meat
Yeah, stroke, stroke, stroke
Suck him off, make sure he can't even cum
Stroke, stroke, stroke
Muck, muck, muck
Want him to be in handcuffs
Cause I'll suck, suck, suck a-all day
Bitches know that I am real gay
Suck, suck, suck
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Baby, I want you to be in the back of my truck
Yeah, my suck, suck, suck
Fuck, fuck, fuck
Tie you up with some handcuffs