They'd only say they're sorry
If they thought that it would change your mind
But they don't actually give a fuck
Because they'll still get paid to lie

They try to laugh about it;
Cover it all up with lies
They try to laugh about it
Crocodile tears in their eyes, 'cause

Journos
Journos lie
Journos lie

They pretend they're pleading with you
To make the world a better place
While typing on their Macbook laptop
With a smug look on their face

They try to tweet about it
Making up all kinds of lies
Try to pretend they're human
Judging with reptilian eyes, 'cause

Journos lie
Journos lie
They will tell you that they hate you
If you don't agree with their politics
And dox your family, get you fired
Report your Twitter, just for kicks

It's just your privilege
Pushed you too far
When you have rich parents
A trust fund can take you far!

They would do most anything
To get you to believe their lies
But they just keep on laughing
Judging with reptilian eyes, 'cause

Journos lie
Journos lie
Journos lie