[Intro]
(I think you should straighten up a little bit
I think you should- I-I think, you know, you should-you should
Look at yourself in the mirror sometimes and say
"Look, w-what am I doing? Why-why am I this way?"

You know, I-I you need, you know
You need a kick in the ass once in a while
And lately you-you-you really needed it
And I-I worry, I-I mean that, I worry about you

Maybe it's all a goof and you're just goofing
When you're acting this way
I don't know why you're doing it
But it's not good and it's not healthy, it's not right)

[Verse 1]
Yeah, It's really neat
To not go to sleep
And stay up all night

[Verse 2]
Playing video games
And watching anime
And posting online
[Verse 3]
I don't have a job
Don't have any friends
I don't have a life