K-Y-L-E
Wears a skater graphic tee
Drinks monster energy
And he hates his family
He plays his video games all day
Likes to shoot the noobs and call them gay
He's pissed off at the whole wide world
So fucked up on pot that he's gonna hurl

Kyle please turn off your TV
Read the Bible and live life righteously

K-Y-L-E
Plays Call of Duty
Listens to Negative XP
And he hates his family
He watches anime all day
Likes to jerk his cock to pornographay
He's kind of depressed with his life
He needs to get a job instead of getting high

Kyle turn off your computer screen
Read the Bible and live life righteously
Jesus wants you to be all right
And go to heaven after living a proper life