I honestly don't even like Christmas
I never got anything under the tree
Christmas is gay, I don't care about Christmas
It's just another normal day to me

I don't like the movie Elf starring Will Ferrell
I think that movie is totally gay
Every Christmas movie I saw was really fucking stupid
Almost to the point of being kinda gay

I don't like sweaters, Christmas sweaters are stupid
Wrapping presents, hanging ornaments is kinda gay
I think Christmas decorations are really tacky
Christmas sweaters are tacky too, and gay

I'm not really that close with my family
We don't get togethеr under the Christmas tree
And I don't have friеnds to hang out with on Christmas
Honestly that all that sounds kinda gay

Christmas can suck my balls
And so can you
Fuck everybody for Christmas
Fuck Santa and the reindeers too

I never ever believed in Santa
I was always a shitty ass kid but never got coal
All I wanted for Christmas was some stupid ass coal
But Santa isn't real, what a fucking scam
I honestly don't even like Christmas
I never got anything under the tree
Christmas is gay, I don't care about Christmas
It's just another normal day to me

I don't really like Christmas
I think it's kinda gay
Hey hey hey
Ho ho ho
You're a ho
Suck my dick
Eat my shit