My ma and pa, think I'm a slob
But that, ain't my only flaw
I dress kinda weird, and the girlies disappear
Whenever I come near

I guess that I'm just a geek
With a very low self-esteem
So I'll just play my guitar
And wish upon the stars

I wish I was Elvis
Drivin' in a pink Cadillac
I wish I was Elvis
Drivin' in a pink Cadillac

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

I ain't got the job, I ain't got the love
But I pray to the Lord above
For a peace of mind, and be satisfied
Instead of being such a sad and lonely guy

Well, I guess that I'm just a geek
With really low self-esteem
So I'll just keep playin' my guitar
And wish upon a star
I wish I was Elvis
Drivin' in a pink Cadillac
I wish I was Elvis
Drivin' in a pink Cadillac

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I wish that I was Elvis
Drivin' in a pink Cadillac
But instead I'm just kinda selfish
I'm a smelly and (?) sad sack

Oh I wish that I was the king
Oh I wish that I had nice things
Oh I wish I had fifteen million bands
Oh I wish that I was drivin' a pink Cadillac

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah