Cowboy, Cowboy Joker
Backed me up to foil a heist
He's my brother in Christ
Cowboy, Cowboy Joker
A true soldier of God
Let's give him a round of applause

There was some troublesome rabble babbling in Babel
Third-rate haters rambling dirty fables
Used the Bible for libel and slander and evil
And all the bystanders would pander like weasels
A gaggle of groomers and doomers in the shadows
Caused the rabble to cancel and tattlе
A man in a diaper with a ticklish panty
Thwarted by my hero, thе brave vigilante

Cowboy, Cowboy Joker
Backed me up to foil a heist
He's my brother in Christ
Cowboy, Cowboy Joker
A true soldier of God
Let's give him a round of applause

A sleepless, weary Shooter snooped the mainframe computer
Composing the exposure with his trusty ward Joker
In disguise with bad guys and liars with lyres
World domination was their object of desire
Y'all hear them holler 'bout it and shout it
Casting black spells with fairy dust magic
Pawns that think they're knights, not like chess but more like
A bad game of Scrabble in the Tower of Babel
Cowboy, Cowboy Joker
Backed me up to foil a heist
He's my brother in Christ
Cowboy, Cowboy Joker
A true soldier of God
Let's give him a round of applause

Corrupt destruction for the sake of validation
Vain dysfunction with fake accusations
The moral of this story is always tell the truth
And too many cooks will spoil the soup
Spoil the soup