[Verse 1]
Who dropped out of college? (Leslie)
Took to the streets for knowledge (Leslie)
Disappeared last New Year (Leslie)
After pounding a few beers (Leslie)

Leslie!
Ah ha Leslie

[Verse 2]
Who is the man of the house? (Leslie)
I fell asleep on the couch (Leslie)
Woke up bathed in sunlight (Leslie)
Snows and melts in the same night (Leslie)

Leslie!
La la la Leslie

[Bridge]
Ah, no one's gonna bring her down

Now the gossip grows like a weed
They say she was there at midnight
Who the hell knows, I know what he needs
Kick ing, Kiwi, take the getaway!

[Solo]

[Verse 3]
Climbed over the garden gate
With the snub nose .38
Woke up bathed in police lights
With Auld Lang Syne ringing in the new year

La la la Leslie

[Outro]
Are we still going out tonight? (Leslie)
Are you still coming out tonight? (Leslie)
Everything comes in static (Leslie)
Everything goes in colour (Leslie)