Ain’t it hard to stumble
And land upside some lagoon?
Ain’t it hard to stumble
And land upside some lagoon?
Especially when it’s nine below zero
And three o’clock in the afternoon

Well, I ain’t gonna hang no picture
Ain’t gonna hang no picture frame
I ain’t gonna hang no picture
Ain’t gonna hang no picture frame
I might look like Robert Ford
But I feel like Jesse James

Now, if you're ever in Augusta
Please say hello to Lucy Mae
If you're ever in Augusta
Please look up Lucy Mae
I don't know her too good
But say hello to her for me any way

Well, I wish I was on some
Australian mountain range
Oh, I wish I was on some
Australian mountain range
I got no business bein' there, but I
Imagine it would be some kind of change
I got a woman in Jackson
I ain’t gonna say her name
I got a woman in Jackson
I ain’t gonna say her name
She’s a brown-skin woman
But I love her just the same