[Verse 1]
Well, I've had this secret
And I feel it's time that you should know
When I'm in your arms, it turns me on
But I've got a conscience, too
And it says my heart's never in tune
With anything I do

[Chorus]
So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan
I'm your biggest fan

[Verse 2]
I've had this secret
And now, it's time that you should know
I was wrong to string you along
But circulating the streets in the pulsing heat
I scoured your town, completely aroused
And making love to your memory

[Chorus]
So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

This is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

[Bridge]
Sad minion of mine
Don't be so unkind
I know I stole your coat
You can have this song I wrote
I've just crossed the line
From fashion to crime
But it's such a perfect fit
When I am wearing it

Sad minion of mine
Don't be so unkind
I know I stole your coat
You can have this song I wrote
I've just crossed the line
From fashion to crime

[Chorus]
So this is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

This is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I want to kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan

This is the last time that I'll hold your hand
I wanna kiss you on the mouth and tell you
I'm your biggest fan
I'm your biggest fan