[Intro]
We could go dancing if you want to but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore

[Verse 1]
Oh, fancy, unamazing type in Square Park
You cheeky devil you, it's not even dark
Oh my, you are obscene just for enquiring
And so, we found your car in seconds flat
Take me somewhere far in your piece of trash
Ha, I'm sorry, but you were quite that offer to no secret

[Pre-Chorus]
And yes, this city is filled with people and I might just be one too
It's so hip and it's so tragic if you're fortunate enough to be confused

[Chorus]
We could go dancing if you want to but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore
Into the floor we'd sink, with another drink
We could go dancing if you want to but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore
Oh, how the seasons change, and your mind will do the same

[Verse 2]
And I, too, was on my knees at the foot of my bed
Repented all my sins to scientists that came in a dream
And said, "My boy, you're just protoplasm."
And yes, for those that love, I would rip the seams
But not for something that I have never seen
And all your jeans, how I would love to just rip out those seams

[Pre-Chorus]
And yes, this city is filled with people and I might just be one too, oh!
It's so hip and it's so tragic if you're fortunate enough to be confused

[Chorus]
We could go dancing if you want to but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore
Into the floor we'd sink, with another drink
We could go dancing if you want to but I'd rather take you home
We could go dancing if you'd rather be a bore
Oh, how the seasons change, and your mind will do the same

[Instrumental break]

[Outro]
We could go dancing if you want to
We could go dancing if you want to
We could go dancing if you want to
We could go dancing if you want to
But you know that I would rather take you home
Oh, oh, oh!