[Intro]
...Happily ever after, they'll all be here!
Oh, gee, boss, that’s great! I can't wait to see you!
...tell us again why they're comin’?
To pay homage to the new ruler of cyberspace!
You're terrif—

[Verse 1]
The only thing I ask is please don't talk to me
Peek over my shoulder just to see who's stalking me
Talk is cheap but I gotta relax
One hand on the budget, one hand on the facts

Speaking of facts, I wanna get that rope and swing
Most of the time I can't focus on a thing
We only hire whites, don't let the others stay
I already asked once, just stay the fuck away

And I'm not even dead, but I'm rolling in my grave
You can say all you want, but all I hear is bullshit
Talk about me all you want, but I am not the culprit
Handful of pills and a shot of scotch, I gulp it

Clock’s ticking down ’til I'm dead in the sand
Grow the fuck up and be a fucking man
Damn, where I’m from, that shit doesn't fly
You should be at your job with a suit and tie