You take the same walk home from school everyday
And I’m staying inside, watching TV and hiding away
You got a death wish
That’s not my problem
Whatever, so what if I’m boring
I like it that way

You’re looking real clean in your jeans and it’s making me sick
And I haven’t showered since Tuesday and my shoes are too big
I don’t give a shit
Maybe that’s my problem
Whatever, so what if I’m lazy
I like it that way

You’re jerking off to Al Jazeera and making your bed
And I could be at CrossFit like you, but I’d rather be dead
I’ll say it first: I think you’re the worst
So what if I’m young?
You’re no fun and I hate you the most