[Chorus]
You can't keep your romance
You can't keep your slow dance
Cause I don't need to hold hands to know that I'm broken

[Verse 1]
So sweet, so sweet of you to bone me
But babe I've been around, you're nothing new
Backseat, backseat, I had you so keen
Oh and I swear I drink you up like apple juice

Lowkey, lowkey smell like baloney
But baby I don't wanna put the blame on you
So weak, so weak, you're missing proteins
So let me slip inside then I can stop it

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't even love myself
So how could I expect you to love me, touch me
Call me honey, to put it bluntly:

[Chorus]
You can't keep your romance
You can't keep your slow dance
Cause I don't need to hold hands to know that I'm broken
You can't keep your heartbreak
You can't keep your dumb dates
Cause I don't give a fuck babe, give up babe, for fuck's sake

[Verse 2]
Told me I should just shut up
I know that sometimes I can be too much
Fuck that
I'm not even sorry that I hurt you
It's my pity party, thought I warned you

You told me I should just grow up, I felt that
Every time I fall in love, regret that
Don't trust me I'll only just desert you
Guarantee I'll eat you like dessert too

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't even love myself
So how could I expect you to love me, touch me
Call me honey, to put it bluntly:

[Chorus]
You can't keep your romance
You can't keep your slow dance
Cause I don't need to hold hands to know that I'm broken
You can't keep your heartbreak
You can't keep your dumb dates
Cause I don't give a fuck babe, give up babe, for fuck's sake

[Bridge]
Now I'm in your room, sitting bedside
Saying that I'm hungry for the four-hundredth time
You seem to always ignore me when it's a date night
You're watching reruns of Friends for like the four-hundredth time
So then I get in a mood, I bring the white wine
Now we're screaming again for like the four-hundredth time
And you don't ask me to fuck, I guess it's implied, I guess it's implied

[Chorus]
You can't keep your romance
You can't keep your slow dance
Cause I don't need to hold hands to know that I'm broken

You can't keep your heartbreak
You can't keep your dumb dates
Cause I don't give a fuck babe, give up babe, for fuck's sake

[Outro]
And I don't want to hold hands
And I don't want your romance
And I don't need your slow dance
To know that I'm broken