[Skit 1]
Welcome to the *bleep*
If you want to speak to one of our supervisors
Please say, one
Mrs. Black: One... one!

[Verse]
Hi good morning ma'am how are you doing today?
Hey by the way this is Jordan I forgot to say
Um calling you all the way from Legazpi City
Or Miami Mississippi or Chicago City
This is regarding your pain medication
Please maintain the cocaine tke it with no hesitation
Snort it stick it in your nostrils
Feel the chills of the krills and the white pills
We already shipped ’em all signed by the doctor
Assigned by the proctor to be the best actor
They be on the job with the writer who wrote the scripts
Quote the G.O.A.T then produce a new transcript
On night shift, no right to sleep
Keep it confidential don't need no credentials
Non-existent the evening differential
No potential so he became experimental
The phone - just keep it ringing
Dial all the numbers before you eat you sell first
What to sell? A product we don't know
To people we don’t see from the pharmacy allegedly
The CEO and the company, lots of dough illegally
Thanks to the woozy wazy fugazi so lousy
Using fake name to trick 'em. Who's to take blame?
Face shame cause he strip em'

[Outro]
Call me call me. Salty as an MSG
Do me do me. A poetry like Zner G
Call me call me. Salty as an MSG
Do me do me. A poetry like Zner G

[Skit 2]
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