Watashi, Internet of Things no megami, Mononon!
"Internet of Things", and repeat after me!
Internet of Th...Th...Things!
Hai!
Yoku iemashita!
Mono no intānetto tte koto!
Watashi wa gendai no haitekunorojī shakai no katei ya shokuba no ironna denka seihin no intānetto no tsūshin no megami tte wake nano!

Eh? Nani itten no ka yoku wakannai?
Chanto kīte, chanto agamenasai!
Watashi ga yattekitakaraniha anta n ie no kagu wa zenbu akusesaburu ni shite agerukara ne!
HDD no nakami mo, SSD no data mo, zenbu, zenbu! Intānetto ni kōkai! Sakarattari shitara... fusei akusesu shite omae n ie no reizōko mo ya su ka ra!
Ginga zen'iki yubikitasu! (Hoi!)

I! I love you! O! Oh my god! T! Technology! IoT! Hai hai!
I! I want you! O! Automatic! T! Transmit! IoT! Hai hai!

Nani? "Ie no IC kagi o akete?"
Kon ibento shūkai shitete isogashīkara go ni shite!

Denshi renji mo, maikā mo, himitsu no usui hon demo
Intānetto ni connection! Jiga o motasete, hora benri!
Doko kara demo, donna mono mo! Omoidōri no future world!
Wi-Fi dake wa shishu shite tsukushimasu!

Zutto mae kara, sugu soba ni itandayo
Koe o denpa ni
Kotoba o dēta ni
Hito to kikai, gyutto tsunagetara
Asa wa ohayō! Sono kimochi o komeruyo!
Katte ni cooking, mezamashi kyō wa kibun de dai onryō!
Kimi o more and more jiritsu teki kōfuku ka
Mokuhyō wa sen percent! Ponkotsu nante ittara okorukara!
Doko de datte, kīteruyo!
Ginga zen'iki yubikitasu! (Hoi!)
I! I love you! O! Oh my god! T! Technology! IoT! Hai hai!
I! I want you! O! Automatic! T! Transmit! IoT! Hai hai!

Okaeri, ningen
Eh? "Namae dēta wa akushidento niyori, shōkyo saremashita"
Sō ieba, inai ma ni gēmu ni kakin shichatta!
Ehe! Yurushite yurushite-chnology!

Moshikashite kore dystopia? Big Brother tekina yatsu?
Non non, kore ga utopia! Kanchigai shitarashi yu-ku-se-i!
Yume mo genjitsu mo todokeru, hikaru musen LAN cable!
Tsūshin sae dekirunara chūgishin!

Jinkō chinō datte omotteru to omōkedo
Waratte naitara, onaji kokoro de
Hito to kikai motto chikazuku

Hiru wa hirune! Shigoto chū wa neteruyo!
Katte ni shutdown, ōtōnashi mo ōme ni mitene!
Kimi o more and more ta kinō teki sapōto
Dēto ni ryokō, sensāi de nani de mo wakaru nosa!
Doko de datte, miteruyo!
Ginga zen'iki yubikitasu! (Hoi!)

Nani yon da...? Nemuin dakedo... mendokusainā...
Kōhī? Setsuzoku chu... Kōhī potto wa yaruki ga nai yōdesu. Atode ritorai shitekudasai
Kōra? Setsuzoku chu... Reizōko wa "suimasen, ima kara hiyashimasu" to itteimasu. Atode ritorai shitekudasai
Hai hai... Jā, ocha? Setsuzoku chu... denki ketoru wa YouTube no mi sugi de down shiteimasu. Atode ritorai shitekudasai
Mō ī? Mizu? Setsuzoku chu... Oh! Ikeru tte! Ā, demo... inryōsui sābā wa kaze o hīteiru yōdesu. Kyū-jū-hachi do no nettō, ni byō go ni shashutsu suru sōdesu!
Everywhere, everything, daijina hito no tame ni...

Yoru wa good night! Negao satsuei suruyo!
Katte ni focus, sutorēji appurōdo, kizukarenai yō ni!
Kimi o more and more gijutsu teki saiteki ka
I shiteru nante, O-moi T-otemo, sōshin dekinaikedo...
Doko ni datte, isshodayo!
Ginga zen'iki yubikitasu! (Hoi!)

I! I love you! O! Oh my god! T! Technology! IoT! Hai hai!
I! I want you! O! Automatic! T! Transmit!
IoT! IoT! IoT!
Oooooh...

Yay!!