[JAMES CORDEN]
I got the bird right here
And it's the time of year
This recipe has made it clear
Deep fry
Deep fry
The book says I should deep fry
If it says I should deep fry
Deep fry
Deep fry[JAMES]
Deep fry
Deep fry
The book says I should deep fry
If it says I should deep fry
Deep fry
Deep fry

I heard about a guy
He tried a backwards fry
But it went awry
And he lost an eye

Stand back
Stand back
You drop in the bird
Ya stand back
At least twenty feet, stand back
Stand back
Stand back

You gotta do it right
Because it could ignite
But if it all goes well
It's dynamite
Deep fry
Deep fry
It's worth it to try deep fry
I'll give it a try, deep fry
Deep fry
Deep fry[MATTHEW BRODERICK]
I make a picklin' brine
It works out every time
Then I slow roast the bird
And it's sublime
Slow roast
Slow roast
I stand by the plan, slow roast
A deep-seated pan, slow roast
Slow roast
Slow roast

You gotta trust the brine
Then dress it up with twine
If you don't then you're totally
Outta your mind
[salt bird???]
The only right way's [salt bird???]
Any other way [plan turd???]
[salt bird???]
[salt bird???]

I make a picklin' brine
It works out every time
Then I slow roast the bird
And it's sublime
Slow roast
Slow roast
I stand by the plan, slow roast[JAMES]
I deep fry

[MATTHEW]
Salt the brine

[JAMES]
I deep fry

[BOTH]
I got the bird
Right here!