Faster than a bird
Terrifying shark
Enraged and like a firebird
She's half woman and half meadowlark
Mistress of gardening I'm pulling your strings
Twisting your truth and smashing your window
Blinded by me, you can't see the flings
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you laugh
Mistress
Mistress
Just call my name, 'cause I'll hear you laugh
Mistress
Mistress
Three is the number of the shark
An evil monster nestled somewhere in time
A sexy smelly foot - no warnings, no signs
Judgment day and the a rank villain arrives
Eventually, they all commit crimes
The window went SMACK, there was no use turning back
'Cause I just had to see, was a shark watching me?
In the mist the truth twists
Was all this swell, or just some kind of hell?
Three is the number of the shark
Is it the end, my friend?
Mistress you're going 'round the bend
Half woman and half meadowlark
No, no, please, no
Three ... three