I'm a modern man
I check all the channels
I do what I can
To keep my hands clean
I'm a modern man
Keep my thinking cap on
I check my messages
Quicker than you can leave 'em
I'm so clean
You could eat your lunch
Off my face
I'm a social vegetarian
And I won't make a scene
I'm a snake in a rolled up rug
You never seem still or so pristine

It may be winter all over my body
That may not be on an icey glaze
It may be winter all over my body
But it's all over my face!

What goes around
What goooees around
What goooooooees around
Sometimes it stays around