[Intro]
Welcome to Burger Shot, home of the Money Shot
Can I take your order please?
Hi sir
I was wondering what you have on your menu sir
Do you have m-
What kind of burger you want you motherfucker?
Oh my God

[Verse 1]
Come down to Burger Shot and get a Rim Job
Our burgers will make all your fuckin' hearts stop
I’d rather flip burgers than go and suck cocks
The Roosters Rest is never open, doors are always locked
No answer when you call them
LiL Erf dissed us 'cause he likes "aw-men"
Wanna diss us? Well we ain't havin’ it
Your bitch ass lookin' like a scuffed manikin
Rooster giving good service? Yeah that's new
5k a night's a shit deal like a restroom
I had a sip of your tea, that shit made me sick
Tasted like black licorice mixed with cat piss
These little cock suckers need to give it a rest
Got a Money Shot, cuh, aimed straight at your chest
LiL Erf need to take the rooster cock out his mouth
Only dissed the Burger Shot 'cause you wanted some clout
We don't serve human food but we might after this
'Cause I'ma catch a body quick after killin’ this bitch
I’m just more talented, shit, and I'm out-rhyming this kid
And if you run your mouth again, you gon’ fit to get hit
[Chorus]
I'm music's MVP
We know you envy me
I actually stay on beat
You're 90’s MTV you corny bitch

[Verse 2]
This what you wanted?
Your music's garbage
I wouldn't serve you a burger if your bitch ass was starvin'
It's ironic your rap name is "LiL Erf"
Grab a hearse 'cause I'ma bury your bitch ass 6 feet in the dirt
And poor Clayvon is crying 'cause he got fired
To work at Burger Shot a little bit has skills required
And Don be busy always taking L's, son
You roll the dice motherfucker, got a Nat 1
You can suck these Nat 20's, this shit is mad funny
Buddha runs a business but he never has money
Rooster only got 5 things on their menu
Yet you got the nerve to come at Mister Kevin Whipaloo?
What the fuck you gonna do? Scream "cock-a-doodle-doo"?
I will murder all of you, form a line, get in queue
Burger Shot got the crew
When we got the best food, competition gon' get screwed
LiL Erf is a one sound Andy
Your concerts blow, no one goes like up in Sandy
You're part of Wu Chang? Well that's a damn shame
I guess the bar is set low in this rap game
Here's the fucking truth cuh, and I know this shit gon' hurt
League of Legends is the only time I'm ever playing URF
Stop runnin' your mouth or this shit gets worse
This song is over now, pussy bitch, your ass got murked
[Outro]
Outto-Tune Tyrone
Very good
Roosters Rest definitely didn't hire the roosters best