[Intro: DJ Sorrow & Sematary]
It's the Haunted Mound
Taking you on another hell ride
I do taxidermy
We do taxidermy
Haugh

[Chorus: Sematary]
I do taxidermy
We do taxidermy
I do taxidermy
We do taxidermy
Embalming fluid, lighter fluid
Burn your fucking body
We'll make you taxidermy
We'll make you taxidermy
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y
Party with the deer heads all damn night
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y

[Verse 1: Sematary]
Keeper Of The Trees, call me Sematary Deer God
Light my cigarette with a god damn Molotov
I'ma stuff you up, I'ma ash it in your girl mouth
I'ma make you pretty, I'ma give you antlers
We gon' burn your whole house down, they call that arson
Stuff you in a bear and set it on fire
Haunted Mound, Happy Tree Friends make you smile
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
I'm a dirty jean rocker, bad day haver
Smoke stack cougher, licensed embalmer
Call up the coroner, we keep some antlers
Corpses in my attic, dancin' at your funeral
M-A-U-S-O-L-E-U-M
Ain't done turnin' up, find us in the graveyard
Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, light your ass up
Sematary, Ghost Mount', we them embalmers
[Chorus: Sematary]
I do taxidermy
We do taxidermy
I do taxidermy
We do taxidermy
Embalming fluid, lighter fluid
Burn your fucking body
We'll make you taxidermy
We'll make you taxidermy
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y
Party with the deer heads all damn night
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y

[Verse 2: Ghost Mountain]
Cenobites, we stay in the monastery
We're Nazgûl, Haunted Mound visionaries
Stigmatic, you know it's the harbinger (Wagoner)
Ferryman, guide you with my lantern (Oh god)
Mortician, catch you with a death bag
Black as motor oil, shadows unclad
28 nights 'til we meet again, my friend
Pass into the night, told him I'll be backson
Deer God howl overnight
Slash pile sendin' fire in the sky
Meet your maker, tooth taker, Tommy Wright
Crossing river Styx to the other side
Sleeping in the red dirt
Don't check the trailer
Solvents in my bloodstream
That's taxidermy
[Chorus: Sematary]
I do taxidermy
We do taxidermy
I do taxidermy
We do taxidermy
Embalming fluid, lighter fluid
Burn your fucking body
We'll make you taxidermy
We'll make you taxidermy
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y
Party with the deer heads all damn night
T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y