[Intro]
(Ha-ha-ha-ha-Hauntaholics)
(Real Haunted Mound)
Yeah, yeah
Screaming Forest

[Pre-Chorus]
We them Longhorns, smokin' Longhorns
Ain't no Texas Longhorns, but we got chainsaws
I'm forever dumb, don't you try us boy
We got cutters, Glocks, and saws if you wanna die

[Chorus]
Smokin' Longhorns, we them Longhorns
Ain't no Texas Longhorns, but we got chainsaws
I'm forever dumb, don't you try us, boy
We got cutters, Glocks, and saws if you wanna die
We them Longhorns, we got bull horns
We got shotgun, AK 'cause the world burns
We them buck goats, smokin' Longhorns
Big bulls, make us mad, we gon' charge ya

[Verse]
I'ma bring my Fearsome Faces, ain't no fun world
Real skinwalker, but I'll be a man for you, girl
Boy, you try us, we do you Old Yeller
Buck buck, rah rah, yippie-kai-yay
I let my cutter talk 'cause I don't like to talk
Never catch us, longhorns on my murder ride
Rockin' big belts, rockin' swaggin' horseshoes
We from Texas, got chainsaws and dirty mud (Goddamn)
Meet me by the stone where the water flows
Haunted Mound, we some parking lot scarecrows
Shotgun, blow your ass down to Timbuktu
In the redwoods, I pull up with my longhorns
[Chorus]
Smokin' Longhorns, we them Longhorns
Ain't no Texas Longhorns, but we got chainsaws
I'm forever dumb, don't you try us, boy
We got cutters, Glocks, and saws if you wanna die
We them Longhorns, we got bull horns
We got shotgun, AK 'cause the world burns
We them buck goats, smokin' Longhorns
Big bulls, make us mad, we gon' charge ya

[Outro]
Haunted Mound