Leslie Hall
Of Course You Wear Glasses
You look so pretty in pictures
I want some copies with stickers
I twist my whisker hairs when I hear the sound of your
Summer salts impress me, presence of a jet ski
If all the lakes were frozen would you come over

I'll teach you weave a basket and promise I won't ask it
To hold all my jewelry just in case you leave
I need a clipping of your memoir the first page should read
How you met a foxy hottie with the breath of winter green (mmm, delicious)

Of course, of course you wear glasses (we wear glasses)
The better to see me with (better to see you with) are you seeing this
(Such finesse, such finesse)
Of course, of course I am dancing (she is dancing)
The better to romance you with (consider us romanced)
Then let's eat snacks in the moon light
(We say yes, we say yes)

I go to Reese's Pieces watching creases of your pleather pants
Do a river dance with dramatic enhance
I get emotional planning promotional gifts
We would give in our gift baskets describing our love
I say with certainty I find a certain someone handsome
And certainly I dread paying your overpriced ransom
From the inside of a mansion we could build an expansion
To preserve our knickknacks and forget-me-nots
Now don't forget