Wig-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wiggy-wack!

On the way to the clubs we pass a Dairy Queen
You stop 'cause you know how much it means to me
We take the backseats out of your minivan
Now we roll like a Hummer or a full-sized sedan

Now park this thing real close to the club
And feel free to break out the golden lady rub
And hold my hand when we approach the bouncer
I don't wanna look like a hungry camp counselor

'Cause this is how we go out
In my town, roll down the windows
Let Reba crack the bass
Wave to the Hot Pocket peoples with the smiles on their face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dancefloor
Shake it if you wanna hear more

Stomp once to hear Britney
And twice for Beyonce
Now three times if you wanna hear me get nasty
Ooh, girl get nasty

All I wanna do is zig-a-zig-ah!
Little louder now 'cause I can't hear ya
You get me hotter than a stick of hot glue
And I'm scrapbooking everything we do