If you got a disease that took away the use of your knees
Forced your life to freeze, depression swarmed you like a gaggle of bees, well

I'm pretty sure, I'm almost positive I'll stick around
'Cause I can't stop loving you even when you're down

When you buy a house a mile and a half from your parents
And you want me to get a job within a 30 mile radius

I'm pretty sure, I'm almost positive I'll stick around
'Cause I can't stop loving you if thou you've trapped me in this town

If you had a second secret family, like you're on business trips and I am sleeping
You're with them I wouldn't guess it, but I get it, and I'm prepared to live with that

I'm pretty sure, I'm almost positive I'll stick around
'Cause I can't stop loving you even when you can't be found

When you make a outfit using fabric from the thrift store
And you make a duplicate in my size for me (and one for the kitty)

I'm pretty sure, I'm almost positive I'll stick around
'Cause I can't stop loving you even when you dress me like a clown

Once I thought that I would leave you I told myself I didn't need you
Try my luck in a brand new city
I would pack my things and leave with the kitty
But I didn't get that far, I didn't even pack up the car
Theirs only one girl for me, you drive me crazy but I'm never ever gonna leave