Never trust men
Never trust men
Never trust men
Never trust men

They will only leave you
And break your heart and cheat on you
And never call you anymore

I was at the grocery store looking for some crock pot chili ideas
I was reaching for a can of red kidney beans and my cart gets bumped
I looked over and it was a man

When I go to get my hair cut I always say
"No post-cut styling necessary"
But it always ends up straightened and curled
And five times out of ten, it was a man

We have three outdoor cats
And you know whose head is in the food bowl as soon as the kibble hits the ceramic?
Mr. Lemon
And it was a man

They will only leave you
And break your heart and cheat on you
And never call you anymore