We used to be more motivated with each other
Well, that was before we shared pillows and covers
Now I wake up and you're right next to me snoring
You're making it hard to get up in the morning

So let's set some ground rules but let's not go crazy
I like being busy but love makes me lazy
And we get to cuddle when we watch TV
But please make me do something productive this evening

We have to get up at 8 and jog for 3 miles
Unless it's warm with no breeze or below 50 degrees
We can only eat pizza one day a week
Unless it's period week and you are cooking for me

Instead of TV, instead of TV, instead of TV
We should read a book
If it's good

We might be making too many exceptions
But we got out of bed so let's give ourselves credit
Rules need tweaking, schedules need to be altered
We're pretty bad at order, but we're really good lawyers

Now I've got my arm around you in the kitchen
But it's not on the couch so let's make the revision
We can touch if 6 feet from a cushion
And as long as we're not in the seated position