I'm a simple Iowan gal
All I want is a wife and some kids
I'm like a milking stool without the cow
A piece of Tupperware without the right lid

Call me old-fashioned
Call me a fool
I want kisses from the missus, to alternate on dishes
And a pegboard hook for every tool

I'm a simple Iowan gal
Just a house on a small lake ridge
A riding mower with an optional plow
A kitchen mixer with an optional whiz

Call me old-fashioned
Call me a fool
I want kisses from the missus, a car without emissions
For picking the little ones up after school

We're just simple Iowan gals
Seal it with a courthouse kiss

Call us old-fashioned (if you will)
Call us fools (if you wish)
We'll get kisses from the missus, a life with you's delicious
You're my sweetheart and I want you