[Intro: iCue & Crispy Cumsock]
Ahhhhhh Salute
Je suis absolutely fucking retarded

C'mon Bruh!

[Chorus: iCue]
Le Monke
Ahh oui oui baguette
Le drunk
Ahh je suis tres slurped
Le Brain
Ahh it's pretty small
Mary jain
Ahh j’aime le ultra sesh

[Verse I: iCue]
Ahhh salut monsieur
Please come on in
We would like to
Offer you some gin

But no today
We have to talk about
Something that there
Is very little doubt
Gang Shloink is a group
With very little IQ
And I went to the bank
And stood in the queue

They told me that
Thеy didn’t sell IQ
So I told them
That them I would suе

[Chorus: iCue]
Le Monke
Ahh oui oui baguette
Le drunk
Ahh je suis tres slurped
Le Brain
Ahh it's pretty small
Mary jain
Ahh j’aime le ultra sesh

[Verse II: iCue]
As I was saying I sued the bank
That I went to
But then I realised that
I really hadn’t meant to
I was just angry
At the bank
For leaving my intellect
A little blank

Mon dieu! I don’t know
What to do
The courtcase I already
Blew!

Oh shit I see
A monke coming my way
Salut monsieur monke
This isn’t my day

[Chorus: iCue]
Le Monke
Ahh oui oui baguette
Le drunk
Ahh je suis tres slurped
Le Brain
Ahh it's pretty small
Mary jain
Ahh j’aime le ultra sesh