Gang Shloink
THE APPOINTMENT (SKIT)
[Dialogue: Lil Bruh, Impostor Angie (Agent Angie) & iCue (Dr. Amon Gus)]
Hello, I have an appointment at 4:20 with Dr. Gus today

What’s your name sir?

Lil Bruh

Ah yes. I see you have an appointment with Dr. Amon Gus today at 4:20
Go straight, walk past electrical, then turn left and walk through the cafeteria then take another left and you’ll see the medbay to your left

Hello, my name is Dr. Amon Gus, what seems to be the problem today?

Hello Dr. Gus, lately I’ve been feeling like I’ve been unable to do my tasks properly, and my stummy kinda hurt
And I don’t really know why because I’ve felt quite normal otherwise

Ok, I see
I will run a couple of tests on you now to determine the exact root of the problem if that's ok

Sure, Dr. Amon, uh- uh- Sorry, I mean Dr. Gus

Please, call me Amon
Now please stand on the med scan and scan yourself

Oh lord! It's worse than what I feared
I’m sorry to inform you Mr. Bruh but the prognosis shows a positive result on stage 3 terminal impostor syndrome
That can’t be right!
Doctor, you have to believe me I'm not the impostor!

Sir, I have a PhD in sussyness and ejectology so I am well informed on the science of identifying the impostor among us
I am sorry sir but there is no way- other way to put it, you are sus!