[Intro: Lil Bruh, Crispy Cumsock, Shamma Meow]
Start
Hi and welcome to Among Us sus impostor news

C'mon bruh!

Pant haus
Thank you
Back to you
No, I quit
Back to you
Pant haus!
Back to you

[Chorus: iCue]
Welcome to Damongus sus news
A pent house, your mom house, chant haus, it's Pant Haus

Next up on Damongus sus news
I'm Arts spouse, got married, in Bark's house, it's Pant Haus

[Verse I: Lil Bruh]
Pull up Dubai I see pant haus oh wait
Eat change pull up and drink mans late
Get fucked, adventure time like Finn
Came home drank water oh wait that’s gin
I pull up, I pull up, I pull up
Everyone mad at Feli that’s fonny
Call the plug like “Gimme that hook up!”
Slurp big money so keep that runny

Aquafun get bunn that’s done
Boutta go home can’t be in the sun
Buyin’ sesh at the beach in a shack
Buyin’ a strap in a store with Le Blaquе

Tank’s on E, goin’ IMG
NDG outside I’m fired
I died, got еyed, no side, no cried, I glide
All ride, all pride, that’s my guide

[Chorus: iCue]
Welcome to Damongus sus news
A pent house, your mom house, chant haus, it's Pant Haus

Next up on Damongus sus news
I'm Arts spouse, got married, in Bark's house, it's Pant Haus

[Verse II: iCue]
Following up on, uh, today's program we have a statement from famous rapper iCue of Gang Shloink

Head to Dubai, look up at the sky
Are those my fucking trousers?
Open my phone, open my browser
I should've known, its hecking pant haus man
Riding the bus ain't talking about slurp
Oh wait, I'm also talking about slurp
Head up to the 4th floor, that's Snoot lore
Pushing in Angie that's what she for

Shot for shot, we bought (Hm) (Hm)
Get in the car don't get caught (Hm)
Litres on litres I brought home (Hm)
Racks on racks man when in Rome

[Chorus: iCue]
Welcome to Damongus sus news
A pent house, your mom house, chant haus, it's Pant Haus

Next up on Damongus sus news
I'm Arts spouse, got married, in Bark's house, it's Pant Haus

[Outro: Lil Bruh, Nayjaids, Crispy Cumsock & Shamma Meow]
What are your thoughts on Pant Haus?
It is-
Why you stealing my j-
Ugh
We going beds
Let us get
Cho, man Pant Haus that’s actually funny
We’re going to Pant Haus right now bye
We’re going to go look for houses in Pant Haus
We’re in Pant Haus
And you think I’m joking but I’m not, I’m serious
We’re in Pant Haus