Gang Shloink
THE INTERVIEW (SKIT)
[Dialogue: iCue, Lil Bruh & Le Blaque]
*Theme song plays*

Welcome back to the *uninteligable* show with your host Dr. Amon Gus!
Our first guest tonight is a man of many skills
He’s an exceedingly stupid artist, a void of intelligence, and a top-charting producer too
Please welcome one half of the famous Hip Hop duo Gang Shloink to the stage, welcome Little Bruh!

Thank you, thank you, but uhm not to be rude or anything but it’s actually pronounced “Lil Bruh"

Ah, shit pardon me, my gobbledegook is so rusty

Not to worry

Now before we start, I have to ask, where is your partner in crime so to say?
Where is iCue? Will he be joining us tonight?

I apologize for his absence, but he couldn’t make it here tonight
He is undergoing surgery for his stage 17 terminal brain aids, or “braids” as we like to refer to it
I think he might die!

I see, you’re a man of science
Now to start us off, I have compiled a list of sexually transmitted diseases and please say stop when you hear one that you aren’t currently suffering from
I play this with all my guests, we call it “Ma Health Fell Oaff”
Alright so:
Aids, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, herpes
Wow, ok ok you're a pro. Ummm. Crabs, fuckin' Among Us? I don’t know
Stop! I don’t have among us
Not yet at least, I mean I am planning on meeting up with Qusay in a few days so we’ll see what happens I guess
He do be my main plug for STD’s tho

I guess I’ll have to meet this fine specimen
Now please tell us about this debut mixtape you have been working on for some time and has just been released to the world
What does the word Snoot mean?

I mean originally it was popularized by Snoot member Feli, also known as Crispy Cumsock
He said it a lot and for some fucking reason it is now the name of our group, I don't know why man

Ahh ok, I see it holds great meaning to your group and associates
So is this a word of your personal creation or where does it originate from?

I mean, it could signify many things, for instance, on one hand, you could define it as a person's nose, or an animal's nose even
But on the other, you can define it loosely as a group of just actual fucking degenerates
Who think fucking Among As and "deez nuts" is still funny
And who are all depressed alcoholics too
You can’t forget that it’s very very important

I see, and this Crispy Cumsock fellow does not form part of the group known as Gang Shloink in any way?

Well it’s a long and complicated story really, but, I'll give you the short version
He is not part of the music duo Gang Shloink
But, he used to be, but I think he is slightly just brain-damaged, so he really just couldn't be asked to do it, and we kinda kicked him out
I love hearing the background behind this clearly intriguing and somewhat menacing group you and iCue have created

Ok now, the real reason I brought rapper and producer, Lil Bruh, in today is because Lil Bruh will be performing for us the absolute bangor of a track, "DOING THE MOST", off of their newly released SNOOT project
Let's just hope the do the right amount on this song
Your motha was a truck a driva
Oh! Apparently iCue is now cleared to join Lil Bruh on stage for the performance
I guess the surgery was a success
A round of applause for Gang Shloink!

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