[Verse 1]
He's living on the west and trying to make a new friend
Serving up your last rites, pour 'em over ice
Why you acting bitter when they see right through your shivers?
Who wants to live forever when everybody dies?

[Pre-Chorus]
Say that we're faded, I've been faded out all night

[Chorus]
You're so metropolitan
A bottom of the bottle man
A blood-sucking charlatan
Who you going home with tonight?

You're so metropolitan
A bottom of the bottle man
A blood-sucking charlatan
Who you going home with tonight?

[Verse 2]
She thought she beat the bastards, bending over backwards
Trying to make a living by pretending to be nice
But no one ever told her she's only getting older
But you can win them over when they're rolling all the dice
[Chorus]
You're so metropolitan
A bottom of the bottle man
A blood-sucking charlatan
Who you going home with tonight?

You're so metropolitan
A bottom of the bottle man
A blood-sucking charlatan
Who you going home with tonight?

[Pre-Chorus]
Say that we're faded, I've been faded out all night

[Chorus]
You're so metropolitan
A bottom of the bottle man
A blood-sucking charlatan
Who you going home with tonight?

You're so metropolitan
A bottom of the bottle man
A blood-sucking charlatan
Who you going home with tonight?

[Outro]
(Yeah! Safe Word, baby! We back!)