[Verse 1]
I don’t have a coterie
I don’t even own a coat
But I’ve got some petty problems
And I’ll shove them down your throat

See, there’s a place where villains go
Where racketeers can have their day
Wayward travelers inherit the affairs of the estate

[Pre-Chorus]
“Hiding the corner in the back of every room Is a patriarchal portrait and a...”
...Curse you’ll soon consume

[Chorus]
Take your carriage past the fork
Round the bend and then head north
Thе night will rise, the road will fall
Shadows dance across thе wall

Trouble travels on the breeze
Secrets tangled in the trees
A story seldom understood
Welcome to Winterwood

[Verse 2]
These ill-reputed patrons slowly dancing through the pall
There’s gossip on the edges on the whispers in the halls
And every sordid socialite here is both stunning and a liar
They’re beginning me to go to hell, they’re preaching to the choir
[Chorus]
Take your carriage past the fork
Round the bend and then head north
The night will rise, the road will fall
Shadows dance across the wall

Trouble travels on the breeze
Secrets tangled in the trees
A story seldom understood
Welcome to Winterwood

[Verse 3]
It’s colder every year in here despite the lack of snow
So eat the food and drink the wine -
“We’ll never let you go.”

[Chorus]
Take your carriage past the fork
Round the bend and then head north
The night will rise, the road will fall
Shadows dance across the wall

Trouble travels on the breeze
Secrets tangled in the trees
A story seldom understood
Welcome to Winterwood