[Verse 1: Adore Delano]
I’m walking in like Blondie
A human ball of laundry
No shower, just my perfume
My tights are grey, no costume
Don’t need to brush my hair out
Birds need a nest to hang out
Heels are a step from breaking
I’m so a-a-a-amazing
One leather glove, one satin
But I’m still good at snatchin'
Thrifting I found my glory
'Cause I like wearing stories
Had you from the beginning
I’m playing dumb and winning
My nails are broken busted
But I’m still fucking dusted

[Build-up: Adore Delano]
I’m polish remover
I’m ratchet couture
I’m a goddamn mermaid
I don’t need to try
I don’t even care who gives a shit
'Cause I look fucking cool!
Yah... Yah... Yah
'Cause I look fucking cool!
Yah... Yah... Yah
[Verse 2: Alaska Thunderfuck]
I’m standing 7’ 7”
With my hair up to heaven
Dirt poor but spirit wealthy
Dead battery from selfies
Skin on my knees is bleeding
Time for a psychic reading
Give Dionne Warwick a call
'Cause pride comes before the fall
My hair’s never seen a brush
Smells like Jungle Juice and Rush
We got your pussy popping
And there’s no sign of stopping
Eat up these kibbles and bits
Take us to 10 billion hits
Unnatural disaster
We’re team Adore DelAska

[Build-up: Alaska Thunderfuck]
All right, so I’ve never heard of a hair brush
So I'm like a coloring book, even a child could read me
Well, you know what, motherfucker?
I look fucking cool!
Yah... Yah... Yah
I look fucking cool!
Yah... Yah... Yah
[Breakdown: Adore Delano]
'Cause I look fucking cool!
'Cause I look fucking cool!

[Bridge: Adore Delano & Alaska Thunderfuck]
Oh my God, Alaska, can you believe this shit?
I know, right, Adore Delano?
Our song is so good
I love it

[Breakdown: Both]
'Cause we look fucking cool!
Yah... Yah... Yah
'Cause we look fucking cool!
Yah... Yah... Yah
'Cause we look fucking cool!
Yah... Yah... Yah
'Cause we look fucking cool!
Yah... Yah... Yah
'Cause we look fucking cool!
'Cause we look fucking cool!