Jake (Intro): Welp, you guys wanted this, and you’re gonna fuckin get it, *clears throat*
Goodbye dignity, hello “Jacque le Serpent”... alright let’s break that pole out
Man why these clothes so fuckin’ tight? Why am I so dummy thick??
God damn, y’all are thirsty..but you know you want this right?
Kenny:
Pull up in the Ze stick
Whippin’ out the meat stick
Shit
It weighs, about, a pound
I look, him up, and down
Soon I find, ano-ther mound
For that deep, dick, pound
‘cept Ridin’ down the shaft
Like we playin mind craft
Cause I’m crippin’ creepin’ until I’m slipping and leechin’
Upon his ‘dorable for foreskin
Because we keepin it goin’
And okay bye
Jurr:
Jake’s nipple really ain’t little
It be looking like a pimple
Gotta suckle his tittle
Just need me some milkle
Then I take of his buckle:
Wanna mud wrestle with Willy
It may end up pretty filthy
But it hot like chili
Just go willy-nilly!
Kai:
Jean Pierre
Allons
Jake est mon idole
Jake a un gros cul
Les cheveux de jake sont blonds
La bite de cet homme est longue
Cela faisait longtemps
Depuis que j'ai aimé
Un homme qui est sexy et suave comme Kenny
Jake est mon bébé
Jake va m'aider
Faire un grand amour
Pour lui, parfait:
Sur mes, genoux
Je suis, devenu
Très humide
Et virginité, j'ai perdu
J’ai perdu
J’ai perdu
Oui, virginité, j’ai perdu
Ay
Yeh
Uh:
Virginité, j’ai perdu
Chorus:
Jake’s strippin’ down for me
He’s strippin’ down for me
Jake’s strippin’ down for me (2x)
Nate:
Jake walked in the door
We gettin ready-to-a-ttack
Yeah there's a lotta bros
He a real fruity-kinda-snack
That ass impossible
Now gravity don't know-how to-act:
Foreskin unstoppable
He's hooded, ready-to-a-ttack
Shit!
Now he’s comin’ after us!
All we wanted was to get him on our mattress
But now he killing with his dick
This shit disastrous
Why am I thinking that this might just be the last of us?
Yeah
I went back to the kitchen
But he found me real hidden
And he hit it in every different killin’ position...
And now I'm dead
Thanks Jake
Bitchass
Jackie:
You know who it is:
Dick dry as chalk
Listen here Jake, we need to talk
Your ass is lookin’ fine, your muffin tastes so divine...
It’s night, I might just take a bite
As soon as I’m done, I’ll lick your bun, HA!
Come on
It’ll be fun
I won’t stop: until I won
You boutta get a gold medal for your dick
It looks so sick
Send a pick
I wanna suck it: like a tick
Slap me on my ass, and call me Rick!
Aaaggh!
Chorus:
Jake’s strippin’ down for me
He’s strippin’ down for me
Jake’s strippin’ down for me (2x)
Alex:
Going fast, gotta go and make the measures last
Jake’s not gonna stop
Gonna make the tags pop
Gonna make the beat drop
Making e’vrybody in the club jealous:
Not allowin’ anybody
I’m a fuckin’ menace
You know that e’rabody wanna see that fucking bod
Every single person screaming:
“Oh my mother fucking god!”
Gotta hand it off to someone from the hoodie gang
Gotta make sure that got their whole entire wang
Rylan:
He’s stripping and dripping
You know I’m licking and sipping, he’s like a cook in the kitchen, sauce on his cock like a chicken, this is the shit I been missing
Trying to get him to listen
To all the bars I been spitting
And the lines I been hitting up, getting up
Bending over and letting him in
Consider this the surrender
You know that jake’s gonna win:
Ay
Hoppin’ on top of da cock
And he not gonna stop
Till I drop and I’m not
Gonna walk and he’s
Poppin’ and lockin and
Sloppin’ and rocking it
Blocking it copping it
Socking it good
Emilio:
Gets buzzed and
Does dozens
Finds out one was his cousin
Likes suckin
The stuffin
Out of his sister’s muffin
Gets sludged when
His cummin
Goes on that pp numbin
Jake summons
Tons of his
Ancestors all cermudgens
He's stripping
His cack hard
He catch drifts
Like NASCAR
Blue eyes white
Man trap hard
You activate his trap card
Obama
Osama
Twin towers
His trauma
Cop commas
No drama
Jake's n***s go:
Mo bamba
Chorus:
Jake’s strippin’ down for me
He’s strippin’ down for me
Jake’s strippin’ down for me (2x)
Griffon:
Aw yeh
Come on man
Fuckin’ savage
Tryna get the infinity gauntlet
Dabbin’, flossin’
Look out man:
*idk what goes here*
Matthew:
Tall man
He got that big base
Talkin’ feet for miles:
He’s a special case
Uhh
Ass up and I’m feelin’ lucky
Him and me
Wanna lick his cucky
Special time on a checkered floor:
Watchin’ Jake strip down
Like my little whorrre
I take it slowwww
I want some mo’
I’m talkin’ round blue eyes:
Swirlin’ and whirlin’ And got that head spinnin’, n****
And you know I be curled in into that
Asshole:
Cuban asshole
Fappin, foreskin-endorsin’
And I be looking for more skin
We both be workin’ and twerkin’
Seemingly best part of Kirkland
But in a building with clerking
Makes all this debt that this twerp in
Your pictures in my head:
Turn em into ones
Spread em through lights
Way to spend the nights
Rippin’ hella tab
Time we spend not too
Shaaa-by
Got that Jake strippin’ down for me
Pine:
Ass up in my face
He’s lookin’ like an ace
Yeah, takin’ up the space
Hey, damn Dicky-D, every bitch wanna see
He is whippin’ it for me
Everybody gonna talk
But his cock, pop and lock
Can’t help but stop n Gawk
Ay
Ay
Ay
Hella huge hairy balls
Dicky tast-y and all
Enough Jakey for all (I think???)
Got big feet and hands
He’s known across the lands
As the foreskin man
You can’t tame this motherfuckin’ legend
Stanky wang gang
He is anything but tame
Always up on his game
Every hoe knows his name
Total fuckin’ fame
Other dicks look lame
Next to his
(Magnum wang?)
His ass
Puts to shame
Every other one is lame
You’ll never be the same
After Jakey gets his way
Chorus:
Jake’s strippin’ down for me
He’s strippin’ down for me
Jake’s strippin’ down for me (4x)
