True fuckin' story
I swear on my mother's eyes
The greatest fucking comeback ever
Fucking bottom of the night, right?
Three balls, two strikes, two out
Bases ???
I don't know, some fuckin' kid
This fuckin' kid comes up, I fucking put my drink down
Fuckin' look up, the fuckin' ball goes over the green monster
You hear what I'm tellin' you
I swear on my mother's eyes
True fucking story