[Intro]
Oh my God, Headie One! Absolutely love the new tune ("BOTH"), but I must say, I've never actually been to prison, so I had to adopt it slightly to GOLF. I hope you like it, and if not, bugger off, opposition!

[Verse 1]
I was on the green, age 19, me and my team were doing up golf
Just popped open the champers when an opp pulled up in a Golf
Mandem jumped on the horses, drew for the polo sticks like Ralph
Had to give my man a red nose because he was acting rude like Dolph

[Verse 2]
These bad B's coming to the niz, they don't really love me, they love bubbly
They like the smell of my Tom Ford when they lean forward and they hug me
Don't pay for things, my daddy does (Daddy!), never drive, but my caddy does (Skrrrt)
My new whip got three stripes, Adidas

[Verse 3]
Make a man sing when I reach for the ting, pull back and then swing like Tiger
Pop the top like "Shhhh!", see red like mulberry cider (Delicious)
Scorecard had a big number, Tough course with a big bunker
Met a girl called Sandy with a big bumper (Big bumper gyal)
Took one shot, could have got a hole in one
But my opps got in the way so I had to put a hole in one, sorry!