[Verse 1: Unknown P]
I don't smoke but my lips all burning, must be from the tea that I'm slurping
And I got Agatha, Tabitha twerking
They got the buns, I got the gherkin
Whilst you were in the mosh pit gurning, I was in Oxford, studying, learning
Now I'm in the cut like a razor
Me and your Mrs entangled like August and Jada (Naughty!)
A man's not Mo, but I'm stacking
I got Oysters, not for tapping, but for snacking
And I feel like a nurse on the verse 'cause every time I spit 3 words got the whole road clapping (Hooray!)
Never go cunch but I go brunch though, Unknown P

[Verse 2: P Huncho]
And I'm P Huncho, used to wear a mask but had to switch back to a bally 'cause a man got furloughed (Rubbish!)
Walked into the pub and dropped one dub, now the girls wanna whine like Merlot (Cheers!)
Wanna biscuit right now I'm sat in the garden sipping on tea
Got a peng ting on my Hob Knob whilst I'm nibbling on Rich Teas (Kinky!)
Walked into Mark's & Spencer's 'cause that's where all the expensive nosh is
My brothers still lock it, stock it, buy it, smell it, cook it with rocket

[Verse 3: Unknown P]
Whip, bro said cook it with rocket, share it with friends, Rachel and Ross's
Would have invited Unknown T for tea but he still got a bee in his bonnet
It's Percy, I do drill, still clash an MC with a sonnet
And if things get prickly, man just panic and dash like Sonic!