[Intro]
This one's for you Poundz
And to every Opp Thot out there
BUGGER OFF!

[Chorus]
I could never wifey an Opp Thot
Straight on the horse like 'Trot Trot!'
I like my tings in crowns and ball gowns
Not jeans from Top Shop
I skkkrtt 'round town on a pony
Got one called Edgar and Tony
Dated a ting called Tasha
Had to dash her, 'cus the back was bony
[mhmm]

[Verse 1]
You can tell a man's making cheques
By the Burberry scarf that's draped on my neck
And I've never had a very big beard, weird
'Cus Percy's as good as it Ghetts
When my Corgi swallowed your mixtape
Had to take it straight to the Vets
You had a fling with a ting named Fiona
Guess that makes you a Shrek [disgusting]
[Verse 2]
Look at the way that I dance
The way that I dance has now got your bae in a trance
Your mother, your sister, your nan
Your maid and your aunt
Opp Thot
I spit these bars with my chest
Like I'm wearing a crop top
I've said it before and I'll say it again

[Chorus]
I could never wifey an Opp Thot
Straight on the horse like 'Trot Trot!'
I like my tings in crowns and ball gowns
Not jeans from Top Shop
I skkkrtt 'round town on a pony
Got one called Edgar and Tony
Dated a ting called Tasha
Had to dash her, 'cus the back was bony
[mhmm]
BUGGER OFF!