[Chorus]
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat (ooh)
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler (ahh)
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot (mmm)
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty

[Verse 1]
I'm in love with an MP (oh)
Bottoms up 'til the glass get empty (ah)
And I got bare stacks in the Halifax
Your man's balance, 10p (hm)
Leng one, sitting opposite (cutie)
Like it when I whisper chocolate (chocolate)
Plays tennis on the court, shе's proper fit
So I may have to smash, Djokovic (court!)
Embarrassing (mmm)
I could give your girl an еyeful (mmm), on a Paris ting (bonjour)
We could ride around town on a carriage ting (nyoon)
If you don't mind the horses (giddy up)
Dinner like golf, nine different courses
I like my watch sparkling like my water
Your man's bare short and he drives a Corsa
Man's got a Porshe, just need a Portia (brumm)
[Chorus]
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat (ooh)
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler (ahh)
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot (mmm)
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty

[Verse 2]
She lives downtown and her first name's Abbey (so?)
So I call her Downton Abbey, like the show
Never seen a posh drill rapper with a middle-class flow (wow)
I want bare girl, like polygamy (mmm)
I like stiff upper lips and backs that are jiggly (jiggly)
Having breakfast with Tiffany
'Cause she knows I've got mills, Digga D (oy, oy)
Flow cold so I wear a jumper (brr)
Pinot Grigio, wine 'pon de bumper (ahh)
Mmm, you're a fitty (scrumptious)
And I'm trying to be your next slide like Chris Whitty (next slide!)
Chin, chin, take a sip
Bad b with a uni degree in English Lit
Now I am the one with the sentence 'cause I drive too fast
When I'm in the whip (nyumm)
[Chorus]
Wanna sweet one, pain au chocolat (ooh)
I'm a smooth talker, not a waffler (ahh)
She got the cake, bake-off
Man's got a crumpet you'll like the taste of (yummy)
Red wine, Merlot (mmm)
She's an animal, doesn't wear fur though (rawr)
Posh girl, raised in the city
Name ain't Patel but the face look pretty