[Intro]
Tory MPs
Yeah, I got some of these
What you mean, what you mean?
Yeah

[Chorus]
Yeah, that’s Priti
Acts like a wasteman, that’s Priti
Tries to replace man, that’s Priti
Deports immigrants and refugees
Yeah, I used to wear a blue tee
Put it in the bin ‘cause I’m not a Tory MP
True, I used to think she was cute
But she tried to deport man’s whole family

[Verse]
It’s the return of the Pat
Sees immigrants, she’s sending them back
Never helps out like R. Sunak
Spits one law, foreigners go, “crap!”
Don’t bе deceived ‘causе the bunda’s fat
She’s ceasing your visa
And helping you pack
Her party’s blue
But her heart’s still black
She got a bald man
Like the one on Snapchat
Every day you got man filling in a form
Man’s been here since May
Not like Theresa
I want citizenship, a visa
I know you get what I’m saying
Frieza
Man’s just tryna live life
Not tryna take man’s wife
I’m just asking you for a passport
Most men ask their gal for a PS5
[Chorus]
Yeah, that’s Priti
Acts like a wasteman, that’s Priti
Tries to replace man, that’s Priti
Deports immigrants and refugees
Yeah, I used to wear a blue tee
Put it in the bin ‘cause I’m not a Tory MP
True, I used to think she was cute
But she tried to deport man’s whole family