[Verse 1]
I was in the garden with my Tories
Tryna sip a little beer
It was BYOB (OB)
Had a case of Corona or three (yeah!)
A couple MP's grinding up on me
But you couldn't go to funerals
Or see your nan when she was lonely (lonely)
That's what I call hypocrisy (y-y)

[Verse 2]
It was just a quick bevvy (hey!)
Breaking the rules
But I swear we didn't know
Just a work event with my bros
And a little merlot, Rosé and some sherry
A couple lines, ain't talking lateral flow (yeah!)
And now everyone knows
There was a party and I was

[Chorus]
There, there
It was a lockdown
Never thought they'd gеt me
There, thеre
They're tryna kick me out
Like the Royal Family
There, there
On the dance floor, daggering, me and Carrie
There, there
Next thing I knew, Keir Starmer was screaming:
"There, there
You were there, there!"