[Intro]
Wagwarn marndem!
Me again (ha-ha)
Have you missed me?
Unknown P

[Verse 1]
I feel like I'm double tapping 2K17
My new ting's back is archie
Like the Grandson of the Queen
My fortune is stupendous
And my opps are really mean (bugger off!)
Got me dodging all these bullets
With the Jessy Nelson lean (ha-ha-ha)

[Verse 2]
If you tell me one man
Just one man with a yacht
I'll never rap again
I'll never wear this cap again
Bad-man-ting
And I came with the racquet dem
Girl from Surrey and girl from Dagenham
Played Classic FM
Now we're daggering (oh my!)
[Verse 3]
Get me mad again
(what?) Get me mad again
Chinged man at chess
And now man's scrabbling (Yah)
Too posh for the scene
They ain't seen what I seen
Fresh scones
And they came with cream
My young G's move serious green
They're country living
Like this magazine
Saw a snap of you & your team
And spotted more dicks
Than English cuisine
I see opps when I dream
Keep one eye open
Like the guy from the meme (ah-ah-ahh)

[Verse 4]
Please stop bothering me
Did I dodge that tax?
Obviously
Jokes!
Didn't do none of that B
Because drillers be snitching like Quidditch, you see (Grrrrr)
So I might roll through
I know chaps with waps
And they all wear flat-caps too
Don't support Man U
But score on my opps
And I might say "SUUIII"