[Verse 1: turkwegian]
All I drink is Fanta, man, that's it
You could say that I'm pretty fantastic
When I'm in the streets, it get dangerous
I'm over here walking barefoot on angel dust
I'm never planning to be dope
I'm just from the planet of the GOATs
FBI said my beard too long
Punch him in the face like, "You not strong"
I don't wanna be here, I'm moving on
'Cause I'm driven like I got a chauffeur
Rocking shorts, yeah, I like to show fur
My flow is the Titanic, it'll sink men, why don't you think then?
Find me in the Black Sea filling up my ink pen
Can't even hold on to my flow
I am changing as I go, I don't know
I just wanna do the macarena at your granny's home

[Chorus: turkwegian]
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Please, please donate to my GoFundMe
I am rapping for your money
Gotta donate to my GoFundMe
Donate to my GoFundMe
Please, please donate to my GoFundMe
Donate to my GoFundMe
[Verse 2: turkwegian]
Catch me sneezin' 'cause God blessed me
Hip hop will never die, hear my chest beat
Feeling like Harambe when I'm benchpressin'
Had a mustache as a toddler, don't even bother
I am old enough to be with your mother
Your bars are like paper plates, and I am a dishwasher
I'm so clean when I rhyme, so clean when I rhyme
Think I'm the tower of Pisa the way I lean all the time
Can't even stand straight, so much I be carryin'
So many proposals, who should I be marryin'?
I go harder than myself when I go hard
I go farther than myself when I throw far
Too explosive when I rap, I just gotta rock it
So sick I missed my appointment at the doctor's office
I ain't even gotta curse
'Cause the only verse bigger than mine is the universe

[Chorus: turkwegian & ckr]
Donate to my GoFundMe
Please, please donate to my GoFundMe
I am rapping for your money
Gotta donate to my GoFundMe
Please, please donate to my GoFundMe
I am rapping for your money
Gotta donate to my GoFundMe (Ayy)
[Verse 3: ckr]
She for the streets, so I'm callin' her crowdsourced
Opps tryna hunt me, I'm feelin' like Castro
This ain't no Pokémon, you know I'm a monster
I just pulled up, left him cookin' like a lobster
You ain't on top, boy, you ain't in the roster
I'm with turkwegian, you know I'ma prosper
Choppa got no friends, it feel like a foster (Aww)
I'm not the real duck, you know I'm imposter
(Quack, quack, quack, quack)
Top of the top, must be winnin' an Oscar (No slap)
I am way up, know I'm flyin' like saucers
I am that boy, so they callin' me Astro
I am a visitor, know I just passed through
But I'm the greatest your city ever seen (Yeah)
I ain't do much 'fore you bump it with the team (Yeah)
I'm on this beat, and it's just the routine (Yeah)
I hit her up, she said, "These jeans is too clean" (Ayy)
I don't know, I just might be a machine
Drippin', no drownin', it's just like marine
I never lose it, I feel like caffeine
I'm otherworldly, it's just like a dream
Me and my family you can't get between
I see a baddie, I'll make her my queen (Uh-huh)
I'll be way up there, you know what I mean (Uh-huh)
I got no money, I need that GoFundMe
But I'm still slidin', I'm smoother than honey
Wiki flow, you'd think I'm a dummy, yuh