My wife Fiona, beautifully busty
She’s gone away but my phallus still stands hard
So now it’s time to get break out the lotion
Wait, what?
Who's at my door?

What being has the audacity to interrupt me
I beckon thee to come forth and speak thy foul name

Why is this
Happening I just want to beat it
I guess they won't
Go away I'll just have to greet them
My green shaft
Is flapping around hitting my thighs
As I walk
To see the fool pounding on my door
I can't believe
What my eyes are fucking telling me
Why is there
Endless fairy tale creatures outside
What do I do
I am still so god damn horny
Yet they keep
Banging on my fucking door

Won't you just leave me alone to tend to my erection?
It's impossible to concentrate with all these fucking fairies tryna gaze at my selection
If I can't just masturbate in peace today
I'll ogre fuck the lot of you till you pray for my cock to go away

It’s all ogre now, I’ve told you twice before to leave me be
But you all seem to have something in your ears
Well allow the vastness of my gigantic green phallus to penetrate
And clear any blockage you have from hearing my words

You mystical fucks if I can not have my unholy solace you will pay the ultimate price
You stupid mystical fucks if I can not have my unholy solace you will pay the ultimate price with your pitiful Inadequate lives

And to impede with such disregard to the sign outside my swamp
It almost breaks my heart that you all must face the repercussions of your negligence
Now behold the wrath of an omnipotent ogre who has his dick in big green hands

Now that I’ve left my shack there is no redemption
I will force myself into every orifice
My seed with be seeping from all your fucking pores
Can you endure the pleasure from a sadomasochistic

None shall survive a rape of this magnitude
I just wanted to concentrate on masturbating

Now I see that this rape has commenced you no longer wish to be here
All you fuckers can run for your lives but it doesn’t mean a thing

Once my cock is set on a target, there’s no escaping its wrath
Your life snatched expeditiously due my unwieldy penis

Now there is no one that yet draws breath to interrupt my self pleasure I had seeked
All but one has left this realm and forced penetration did not give me release
A singular option is all that remains, it's to finish what I had started on this day
Release and capture now I can finally masturbate