[Intro: Lil Chubb]
A long time favorite of children and adults
And a stable of PBS, Sesame Street
Alright shut up (Poloboy, Oh my god)
Sorry, Sorry (Aye, aye, what, aye, yuh yuh)
Aye

[Chorus: Lil Chubb]
Big bird robbin' on your wallet better watch if he might shoot (Skrrt)
Poppin percs and doin’ lean is what, Elmo finna do (Yuh, Yuh)
Oscar got the blicky if you stunting better duck or move (Skrrt)
Came home one day to Cookie Monster hanging from a noose
What? (What?)

{Verse 1: Lil Chubb]
I'm on the block like it's sesame
No one I know is a friend to me
I’m not a feminist
Don't call me Stephanie
I'm just returning the shade they were sending me (Hey, what?)
What?
They like to talk a lot
They only dissin' for spots
The gon' pull up and get popped
Sesame reppin' the block
Yuh (Yuh, yuh)
Aye, Bert and Ernie scare me dog I think they on some crazy stuff (Skrrt)
If you hate cuz I ain't swearing little boy that getting tough
If you diss on me and Doorknob gonna let the choppa eat
I'm just kidding don’t got guns let Grover knock ’em in his teeth

[Chorus: Lil Chubb]
Big bird robbin' on your wallet better watch if he might shoot (Skrrt)
Poppin percs and doin’ lean is what, Elmo finna do (Yuh, Yuh)
Oscar got the blicky if you stunting better duck or move (Skrrt)
Came home one day to Cookie Monster hanging from a noose
What? (What?)

[Verse 2: Lil Doorknob]
Declined my card at the dollar store cause I came in with a penny
Bert's gon' pull up shoot you in the head like rest in peace to Lennie (BOOM)
I don't carry cash but know I always keep a twenty (Hee hee hee hee)
’Member Ihop stood me up, so I headed straight for Denny's (*Lip-Smacking noises)
Got some puppets on my hand ventriloquist (What) not an imposter (Muppets)
Heard you was a grouch, I messed around an won an Oscar (Wow)
Rhyming like I'm Denzel but there ain't no Mr. Crocker
Aye 911 this 808 pushed granny off her rocker (AYE)
ABCs,(Ha Ha) 123s,(Ha ha ha ha ha) LMNOPs
That show taught me nothing cause I hate them green beans (Hee hee hee hee)
Elmo pulled up way before them green screens (Hello?)
Get my money from the roots call it them origami trees
You get the bread, I get that corn cause I'm cobbin (Corn on the cob)
When I pull in all black like Batman, Big Bird is my Robin
Dropped a verse straight straight on your head
I dropped that verse straight on your noggin (Oww)
Told them toddlers time to clean it up like Grover you should get to moppin'
No it ain't easy being green (Hello), so I painted (Hello) Kermit brown (Crayola)
I'm the veterinarian because I put the beat down
Take away your cookies need to lose a couple pounds (You're fat)
I'm the king like Neptune so I told the count to grab my crown

[Chorus: Lil Chubb]
Big bird robbin' on your wallet better watch if he might shoot (Skrrt)
Poppin percs and doin' lean is what, Elmo finna do (Yuh, Yuh)
Oscar got the blicky if you stunting better move...

[Outro: Lil Chubb]
OoooOOOOooouhhhh
Hehe, What?
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