[Verse 1]
Our hero, the little-known zero and Silver Five Guy from North Lynnwood named Fox0r presses tab and looks at the scoreboard
He abhors the fact that he's 0 and 4 playing Brand support
He cannot ignore that he's feeling so bored
That he might fall asleep and begin to snore
Anymore, anymore, anymore
Gold seems so far away, it's like he's stuck in a maze
So he prays for someone to pave the way cause he's losing faith
In his confident mind state
So, with trust he waits
For a sign straight from the pearly gates
As his ego deflatеs
God delivers the grеat gamerfate from bottom river
To restore the sliver of hope
Fox needs to believe
He can achieve his dreams of being
A being that inspires others to believe in themselves, too
It's true
[Verse 2]
This Lee Sin has come to win
The shine in his eyes is like a blinding light
So divine it was pre-defined to be immortalized
Inside of this rhyme from outside of earth, space and time
He ascends to engage
And aims his Solar Wave
At the man ablaze
As the mark finds it's place, he reactivates
His Q, and flies through
The jungle to
Reclaim his real estate
By unleashing
A Resonating strike
That echoes throughout the night
[Verse 3]
Gamerfate's passive Flurry procs, Fox is feeling his fury, his fists so quick they're blurry
He won't stop until he's reached the top
His attack speed has increased
By forty
But he's not done yet
He activates his "E" ability
Tempest, unleashing a devastating quake in his wake that echoes throughout the dirt on the Earth
Underneath
Our heros' feet
Then reactivates his "E" to Cripple his enemy's ability to maneuver and retreat
He's on the brink of death, yes, but Fox refuses to shrink or blink in the face of overwhelming adversity
He doesn't think, but rather takes action in the face of agony
He's ready
To seize
Victory through a dramatic rappin' movie-made history
Gamerfate's volley has been flipped and he's been laid bear
This is no folly. He's played it perfectly, but you see his destiny is to end up salty
Because Fox is 1, 2 ,3 steps ahead and soon he'll be dead, but he activates his "W" ability
Pillar of Flame
And the Solar Monk
Erupts
Into flames
He's enraged
[Verse 4]
Fox activates
His Q and throws a fireball through
The air without a single care and the flames sear everything near while it whizzes past his adversary's ear
Gamerfate is burning in hell fire, but still holds no desire to agree to a ceasefire
He's gonna go all the way today. The way's been paved and he's come to devastate one of the greats
It's do or die
No dismay
Not Aang, but still an Avatar who reaches into his repertoire
And counters with his ultimate "R" like a star, no doubt he's going to go far
And thus the Dragon's Rage builds inside you can see the power behind his eyes
No disguise can hide the fact
That this act is not to disengage, but rather raze
This page in Fox's book of life
His book of life, yeah (Chortles)
[Verse 5]
So, he channels his inner-Chuck Norris and knocks Fox out of the forest with a remorseless, amorphous, enormous kick so gorgeous there's no word for it in any known thesaurus
All we know is that it rhymes and combines the strength of a tyranno, bronto, stegolo and megalosaurus
Fox is hurt but he steadies his nerves and trusts the urge to fall back he's made a pact to never look back on the past because he knows if he does, gamerfate's gonna bury his ass under the grass in the Summoner's Rift
His only wish, to fuck every hot bitch streaming on Twitch.tv
2mgovercsquared, he'll grab your hair if you dare enter his lair, he's a Washingtonian, too, so embrace that inner animal who you pretend doesn't exist
Eat a bunch of shit, take off that sexy flannel, grab a camel and give it two humps then drop a fat dump out of your rump and grab a pump to suck all of the cum out of your stomach
Bitch, if you've got the balls, I suggest you do it in public. Everyone will love it and they'll donate even more money to me - your involuntary husband. Ha, hehe
And Poki-main, the only man you'll cosplay after I drive you insane with sexual desire by spitting this fire is me
B-J-E-R-G-S-E-N
A-N-D-R-E-S-E-N
[Verse 6]
Either way, both acts end in "Sin"
I'll put a baby inside of your womb, only to cut you into pieces and shove you into a balloon strapped to a homosexual baboon getting an enema by Thing
By Thing
One and Two and Dr. Seuss
And Jessica N-I-G-R-I shut the fuck up and get on top of me. You claim to be a sexy Pikachu, so I imagine there's nothing you won't do for a little bit of cash, like taking it up the ass with a dildo made of broken glass
[Verse 7]
And now back to that sly Fox, he's in the moment and somehow his vow to allow his trust in the now and his commitment to the crown is taking things around, taking things around, turning them around in his mind
His foresight elevates as he anticipates the second Sonic Wave which brushes up against the back of his leg
His moves are calculated and garner the hatred, jealousy and envy of those who wish that they could be half of he
His self-image is vintage, he barely flinches, when it comes to criticism of his vision he won't listen because he's already made his decision and he's committed
Gamerfate winces He won't even budge inches, because he holds his ground tactical and another practical, mathematical and grammatical capital. He's not having fun. He's back in that bad place again - when will it end? Into despair he descends. But in his team...
[Outro]
His team...
His team...
Aguh, fuck!
