(Laughter)

Alright
You know, this is going to be an interesting journey
This is a book I wrote, but it's not really in order, because I'm disordered and I'm going to freestyle it, so it's going to become it's own unique piece of art

Here we go. The first two pages

[Verse 1]

Yo, this is "How I Found Love in the Padded Room: Act One"
Oh my God, I think I just might be having fun
Every man has a hero - I have four
This story, my life and my heart are dedicated to them
They say that true love lasts forever
Well, the pain tells me they were right

The truth is, I didn't know what love was before I met Shannon, though, and I didn't reach my whole potential until we parted ways. This is the story of our love and the story of how one boy changed the world you know of

(Laughter)

Alright, it's kinda fuckin' retarded when I do the voices, but I still like it
Yo, he was born as a dreamer
He grew into an Illuminati prince and supplanted an Illuminati god by prayin' with one eye open and that's odd - this rocks - and I'm dreaming big, making a wish, and fucking creativity raw without a condom on
And that's name of this song. We're on page two
[Verse 2]

Uh, is this a wedding invitiation or a funeral procession notice?
Well, I'll tell ya
Aaron Kyle Andresen and Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta ask for your company in this first day of our Lord, January 0000 AKAD
Join us in multiversinal holy matrimony as the SS Jolly Rancher descends on to the Aarosphere and the destruction of the G.O.A.T. takes place
The Eternal Mother and the Timeless Father embrace as the Chancellor of Aggro Popculture, Snardak Ballehoo, rejoices and the Shaletlan is forever restored in eternity

[Verse 3]

Um, the time has come down to
Blot out my transgression, you
With confession of manic depression and repression so make concession for my aggression sans oppression
Show discretion without suppression and enjoy this session of lessons and expressions I'm decompressing my psychotic regression, so avoid digressions, take notes and ask yo questions
I'll address 'em after the succession of this procession
I’m gonna need an intervention to treat this obsession, but not to freshen your impression or steamroll this recession, because I’m making progression toward a new profession
Grab a priest to fight this possession and come play with me
That’s the end of the first two pages, my friends
But I gotta keep goin’ because I committed to showing the world that I know I can freestyle and rap even if I run out of a page and that is the truth

[Verse 4/Outro]

Because I’m sitting here – not in a booth, but in a room and it’s not padded anymore, because they let me back out into society and this is how I will be and it’s how I’m going to make a living
You’ll see it, you’ll see it – I’m not kidding

And there’s one more set of bars
And I’m gunna break open all the jars of honey that they’re stuck in. Then I’m gonna take Pooh’s butt and I’m gunna grab a gun and shoot him in the ass
And that is a lack of class and I’d better back it up and keep it rated G or else all the kiddies are going to stop following me