[Laughter]

This rap beat is fucking ridiculous, this is fucking ridiculous
I don't even understand why I'm doing this, but fuck it

Yeah, here we go
Here we go on the hip hop F-L-O-W, yeah that's right
Alright, here we go tonight
Yo, I used to like the Seahawks, I did
And then they won the Superbowl the night I lost my kids
Oh wait, no, but it was that year: 2013, my dear
Okay, now
It was really cool

They won the Superbowl and, yo
Well, I celebrated with everyone, but then I lost interest, yeah because
It was like, "What do I have to root for if they've already won the Superbowl. If they repeat again, well fuck it, isn't that just insanity to do it again?"
Well, that's funny, because I'm kind of insane inside of my brain and I know that that won't change, but I guess some things do and that's that I don't really like the Seahawks, dude
Nah, I like the Lions yeah, because they well had Barry Sanders and

(Laughter)

What the fuck?
Where am I going with this?
I don't know, but I'm just gunna let it out and let it show
That I am a really fun guy and I'm really kind of weird and I know exactly why
Because, well sometimes I change
And then sometimes I change again
And then sometimes I change again and then again and then again and then again
And I guess that's just insanity
And that's just part of me
And by me I mean M-E-N-E-M and wait, if I add an N it's, "EM-NN-EM"
Oh my God, I think I’ve gone crazy
I have
Because this is an Eminem beat, my friends
And my dad went crazy and I did, too
And so did him
(Laughter)
You are just like him
You got married twice, but it wasn’t to Kim
Oh, that was good and this is really fun
And I don’t really care if I sound good
Because, my name is A-A-R-O-N
And I’m just gunna flow my friend
And I’m a project manager by day and night
Except that I never get called when I’m on call, so
I guess I’m not really a project manager by night
I’m more like a lazy motherfucker that plays
League of Legends some days
And other days he comes home and writes
And other times he records songs, that’s right
But, he doesn’t write them down
Well, some of them I did, like, “Yo, I’m Aero”
But, I don’t like to do that because it takes a lot of work
Yeah, fuck, screw that
I just like to talk from my mind and well that’s really kind of a rhyme
If I think it’s sublime and I think it’s cool and...
Nah
What the fuck is this shit? Yo
My name is A to the A to the R-O-N
Yes, Aaron, I guess
And I guess that I digress
And I’m gunna talk about an elephant shooting poop out of his butt
And he’s gunna go, “Brrrrrrrrrrruuuuuu!” when he shoots out that, “Brrrrrrrrrrrruuuuu!”
And I think this is really, “Brrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuu!”
But that’s just me, motherfucker that’s me!
Okay, let’s end this song
Cuz something’s not quite right – it’s wrong
Because my brain is flying out my ear
And now it’s flying around a satellite
I fear that I am back in space again
Back in time in another transdimensional loop
That we went in, ha, we’ve all been duped
It’s been duped
(Laughter)

You’ve all been duped
Because Christ, well, nah I’m not going to go there
I don’t want to go to hell